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Oh no she didn't
Laquisha Bonquiqui was born in February, 13 1971 in Atlanta Georga, she is a direct descendant of Ezio Auditore da Firenze, she gave birth to Desmond Miles in 1987. Laquisha was born inside a local KFC resturant by her mother Bonlishious Bonquiqui and Colonel Sanders. Growing up Laquisha served as an assassin until she discovered fried chicken in 1986 a year before she gave birth to Desmond Miles. It seemed Laquisha was never fit to be a mother and Desmond was taken from her. Laquisha then got drunk one night and signed up in the army in january 1990. She fought in the Persian Gulf War but soon had a dishonorable discharge when she compromised her team for a box of KFC chicken and biscutis.
Family and Occupation
Laquisha meet her long lost son Desmond Miles in a local bar in August of 2012, she told him of his assassin heritage but she got distracted when someone brought in a bucket of KFC chicken, only telling Desmond Half the story about the assassins. Desmond thought of her as an crazy old drunk woman. Later that month she found a job at Abstergo industries as a janitor, she later meet her SISTA at a Modern Warfare 3 tournament where Laquisha forfited when her opponent brought in a bucket of KFC chicken, Tamika became jealous and the two fought over the chicken, it got so bad that Laquisha was forced to pull out her hidden blade out of her blue waffle when Shaniqua stopped her from assassinating Tamika. The 3 Became SISTA'S shortly after that.
Laquisha spends most of her days piggin out at KFC and having 14 ways with zombies with her SISTAS.
Laquisha has had many lovers in her lifetime, so far, mostly consisting of one-night stands, including: Niko Bellic, Roman Bellic, Scorpion, Subzero, Optimus Prime and Megatron (3 way), Spongebob Squarepants, Voldemort, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Link, Brock, Quagmire, Godzilla, Barney, Pluto, Van Helsing, The grandma from little red riding hood, etc.
Laquisha In other media.
Laquisha Bonquiqui will be featured in the upcoming Call of Duty: MW3 as a kill streak. It takes 50 straight kills to unlock Laquisha. When she is summoned you can hear the announcer informing you that laquisha is coming by say "Laquisha inbound, its all over" "Laquisha incoming hide the chicken!". She is similar to the nuke in MW2 but far more powerful, like the nuke everyone on the map is killed but when laquisha is summoned the screen goes dark and the entire map is destroyed and can never be played again.